bad ass alarms
These days I’m theoretically working on revising my paper for resubmission and in reality getting ready for a big motorcycle ride. Came across this in the Aerostich motorcycle gear catalog and thought I’d share:
Screaming Meanie / Beekin
Instruments of Satan. Nobody needs to wake up this badly. They?ll truly raise the dead…and everyone else who?s trying to get shuteye anywhere in the vicinity. Including the unsuspecting folks in the next motel room right thru the wall. Developed for six-days-on-the-road exhausted truckers and then adopted by crazed Ironbutt competitors, this is the most sadistically loud alarm clock you?ll ever regret setting. Both the Meanie and Beekin models run on a standard 9v battery, and have easy-to read LCD time displays. The Meanie has a manual red LED night light and the Beekin has an always-on Indiglow display plus three selectable volume settings (addled, painful and suicidal). Do not buy either…Help the world remain a quieter and more peaceful place.