Got some great spam today, from someone called Jarogniew Weakley. Among other things, it said:

Get down there and call me from the airport terminal.
Ill have made the arrangements by then.
Will do. … Theres a last item, Alex. Marie. She and the children
will be back here this afternoon. Call her and tell her Im covered with
all the firepower in Paris.
You lying son of a bitch-

Man, I wish somebody really was writing me emails like that.

I’ve noticed a real upturn in the quality of the spam I recieve. Just the names are great these days:

Flossie Esposito
Pioneers A. Trothing
Santayan O. Materialism
Mes H. Drowning
Penny Villalobos
Persuade V. Cabaret
Navajos Q. Parched
Vorster Q. Jedi
Marquita Britton
Scuba B. Reassembled
Alfonso Hewitt
Romeo Carney
Caelie Barhorst

The middle initial series are great, but I think some of the less flashy ones have a really nice ring. I’m going to write a hard-charging novel with characters Penny Villalobos, Romeo Carney and Caelie Barhorst. See if I don’t.

I tried writing one of them back but it just bounced. Shifty people these spammers, they don’t even maintain their email accounts.