In case you needed to be reminded, go read fafblog. Honestly, in between the Daily Show (which I don’t have access to anymore, hence my understanding of the universe is spinning out of control) and Fafblog, I don’t understand why anyone requires any other sources of external information. In fact, if it was up to me general purpose computers and televisions would both be replaced by dedicated appliances which were dedicated soley to streaming Fafblog and the Daily Show in as effective and user-friendly a manner as possible. Less buttons, more Medium Lobster, says I.

Click here. Just click here. And again.

Q. The president doesn’t believe in plain ol exits. When he’s stuck in a building an the building’s on fire he doesn’t say “where’s the emergency exit?” He says “where’s the emergency victory!”
A. The emergency victory is located on either side of the main hallway under the flashing blue lights. Break glass for triumph over Islamism!